Fairy tales live among us. 

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valleyofthequeens:

nymph-in-the-yellow-dress:

egberts:

spooktre:

egberts:

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

im not content with this content

i object to that object

I need to read what I read again

everyone stfu





thebreakfastgenie:

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

image

STORY TIME

one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like

"she gave me a cough drop"

and our teacher was just ??? so he asked if the nurse knew the problem was in his lungs not his throat and the kid was just like

"yeah I told her but she said to take the cough drop anyway"

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lolsofunny:


why is this so hilarious
It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.
always reblog confused snake

NYYYYAAHH

EUHHHHGHGEHGAHG

NYAAAHERGEGREGUUEHHHHHHHUUUGUASHUAUAHS

lolsofunny:

why is this so hilarious

It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking.

always reblog confused snake

NYYYYAAHH

EUHHHHGHGEHGAHG

NYAAAHERGEGREGUUEHHHHHHHUUUGUASHUAUAHS

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owloffluff:

Catches rain water for you to use in the squirty gun

owloffluff:

Catches rain water for you to use in the squirty gun

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uwu:

when you’re in a restaurant and have your food, and the waiter comes to see if “everything’s alright” and you’re just

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no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

(via bytheangels)


there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

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thegardenfox:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”

thegardenfox:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”

(via lovemetoinfinity)